I would imagine that in another 18-24 months Britney Spears will be moved to spawn again. 'Cause she's classy and all, she's gonna get hitched first. But beyond that, it's tough to predict. She could easily serve packaged Hostess snacks she picked up at a gas station with cans of beer. She could go very high end and serve caviar (but eat chicken nuggets drink vodka out of a water bottle drink apple juice out of a box herself ). Or maybe she'll serve hot dogs and have everyone go barefoot. Or maybe it will be a hooker themed affair in Vegas. Or it could be at a campground. The odds of it being at the Beverly Hills Hotel or in the parking lot of a local WaWa are roughly 50:50. We just don't know.
However, there's one thing that can be predicted. She'll be wearing this:
With a cowboy hat.
(photo from anvari.org)
Now that's the classiest wedding unitard I've ever seen!
Great choice to carry the single red rose--subtle and classy yet again.
Are cowboy hats the new trucker cap? Leave it to BritBrit to pave the way towards stylish wedding head gear!
Posted by: HollowSquirrel | Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 07:50 AM
Make sure to get a bikini wax before that one.
Hideous!
Posted by: amieable | Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 05:01 PM
Oh, Sweet 8 pounds, 11 ounces Baby Jesus.
I don't...wow.
Looks like something Pam Anderson would wear.
Posted by: Jen from Boston | Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 05:27 PM
There should be a law against exchanging vows before God dressed in that.
Posted by: Missie | Friday, June 01, 2007 at 06:54 PM