Hello wedding blog.
How are you today? I know, I have neglected you. I am terribly sorry. It was necessary, I swear. I changed jobs, moved, and am finally now starting to really, really write about the weddings I did, because I can, you know, without the chance of people figuring out who they are since their weddings were probably a long time ago at this point, and of course, I work for a different company. And really, aren't you happy I can now share with you the stories of why you should settle your religious differences before the wedding, why it's unseemly to scream "this is a joke!" at your new husband of ten minutes, and really, how amused by all of it I truly am?
You're happy, and I know it.
So hello again, my dearest wedding bitch blog, I have missed you so very much.
Sincerely,
Your author
PS I am very, very sorry that we didn't chat about the Holmes/Cruise wedding and why the dress made her look like death on toast. We have a lot of catching up to do.