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Scary brides

Scary brides

I'm not so much opposed to the dresses in the photo; I'm really, fervently against the creepy 7-foot-tall robot brides

Gowns by Sarah Houston via theKnot


Is it royal, religious, or ugly?

Is it royal, religious, or ugly?

Or all three? It's so empty and cold. It's like something Nicole Kidman should wear.

Dress by alemaria, photo by Brides.com


Liposuction

Liposuction

Why shouldn't you prepare for your liposuction by outlining the fat on your sides on your wedding day? Just spruce it up by attaching a few press-on bows.

photo from theKnot.com


The butterfly and the dirty dress

The butterfly and the dirty dress

I have no idea about the dress, but is there a pose more dumb? The photo is supposed to sell the dress. Is the bride supposed to say her vows while lying down so she too can have the butterfly effect?

photo from theKnot.com


Rockette, slut, or bride?

Rockette, slut, or bride?

Maybe all three? Just in case you need to start a kickline after you say I Do


Dress by Demetrios, photo by brides.com


Lingerie?

Lingerie?

Your bridal gown really shouldn't make people question if it's a gown, or if it's supposed to be under your gown.

Dress by Demetrios, photo by theKnot


Yeti

Yeti

The Yeti dress, perfect for a winter affair in the Pacific Northwest.

dress by Emannuelle, photo by theKnot


Tending the coop

Tending the coop

It might just be a stupid preference of my own, but I really feel that formal wear should not incorporate farm chore inspired adornments. I do supposed feathers are better than chicken poop. On the other hand, the internet isn't yet the smellernet so we can't be positive...

Dress by Emannuelle, photo by theKnot


Head start

Head start

Hey look, this dress gives the groom a headstart on retrieving the garter! He's already halfway there. Then again, so is everyone else.

Dress by emerald, photo by theKnot


Why the hay?

Why the hay?

Why why why?

Dress and bizarre cape thing that can also double as a fallout shelter for wedding guests by Emerald.


Bondage for your wedding!

Bondage for your wedding!

Snakeskin and a harness, what more could you ask for? One question though: how exactly does one explain to their Nana what exactly a BDSM wedding is?

Dress by Fabio Gritti, photo from brides.com


Staying warm

Staying warm

I love to stay in bed. Sometimes I wrap my comforter around me and watch TV and eat ice cream.

That's a rare Saturday for me. It's not at all something I'd do on my wedding day.

But I am looking for a new down comforter. I wonder what the down fill power is on her skirt...

Dress/bedding by Group USA


I'm a little scared?

I'm a little scared?

I think this is a costume from some flying thing in Harry Potter...

Dress and avian/dinosaur inspired capelet by Janell Berte


Help! Help!

Help! Help!

This dress doubles as a sink hole. Also: a clown car.

Dress by Justin Alexander


dual purpose is bad...

dual purpose is bad...

Your wedding dress should not double as a negligee.

Dress/nighty by Martin McCrea


The equivalent of gangreen

The equivalent of gangreen

I'm pretty sure this is some type of infectious wedding dress disease. It's certainly nothing good...

Dress by Model Novias


Barbie Cake

Barbie Cake

She will also appear at your four-year-old's birthday party for a nominal fee.

Dress by My Lady


Don't eat the yellow snow

Don't eat the yellow snow

Alternative title: don't let people pee on you.


Really now?

Really now?

This is just slutty. If I were in high school I'd call anyone who wore this in public a slut.

Oh wait, actually, even as an adult I'd still call them a slut.

Dress by Sarah Houston