In reference to the last post, ye of the God Awful Fuggy Fuggy EXTREME (G.A.F.F.E.) there have been many questions asked. I will post them here and explain just why I can't answer them.
- Didn't they feel like they were committing murder when they cut the cake?
- I can only assume that a person so devoid of taste is already dead inside.
- What about the caterer?
- I would bet good money that members of the catering staff have pictures posed with knives ready to bludgeon.
- I totally would have.
- I would bet good money that members of the catering staff have pictures posed with knives ready to bludgeon.
- Was it red velvet inside?
- Honestly, would it surprise anyone?
- Nah, chances are that a person so self-centered as to have a cake statue created probably has very specific taste, uh, standards, and the cake had some ridiculous and inedible flavoring, thus creeping out her guests further.
- Flavors may include, but are certainly not limited to:
- Onion
- Sour cream and chives
- Jalapeno
- Dead kittens
- Flavors may include, but are certainly not limited to:
- Nah, chances are that a person so self-centered as to have a cake statue created probably has very specific taste, uh, standards, and the cake had some ridiculous and inedible flavoring, thus creeping out her guests further.
- Honestly, would it surprise anyone?
- What would you do if you were served a piece of arm pit, or crotch?
- Yeah, so I wouldn't eat this cake
- I'd miss this course because I'd be outside sending the picture to everyone I knew via camera phone.
- Yeah, so I wouldn't eat this cake
- Is there a DSM diagnosis for this?
- Several, I'm sure.
- Ew, her real dress was UG-LEE.
- Really, we're surprised that she has taste issues?
- OMG, what if you were served an eyeball?
- So, first, ew.
- Okay, so the head is actually a polymer clay
- Yes, that would make this baby a keepsake
- Maybe it's for their mantel
- To freak people right the fuck out
- To permanently damage the psyches of small children (Much like Star Jones)
- Yes, that would make this baby a keepsake
- Doesn't it make you think of it like a perverse sequel to that American Pie, well, Pie scene?
- Not until now.
Despite the fantastic Q&A session, it still freaks me out. And I still want "Eat Me" signs pinned up.
Posted by: alyndabear | Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 04:09 AM
The photo set straight creeped me out. Not sure what I expected, but, that was BAD!
Love the commentary, though!
Posted by: Amy from The Butrfly Garden | Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 01:26 PM
Excellent commentary. I'm still shaking my head at how wrong that "thing" is!
Posted by: Molly | Friday, November 02, 2007 at 03:53 PM
Oh. My. Gawd. That is Bridezilla gone horribly awry.
Posted by: Kim | Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 02:50 PM
are you ever going to post again?
Posted by: Amy H | Friday, December 07, 2007 at 10:51 AM