And I can't really plead writer's block... it's more like writer's confusion. Yes, the pretty pretty pink wedding is just freaking awful, but it's so deep. It's so... involved. Should I simply mock the random choices of the pink crap that people festoon their festivities with? Or should I delve into how it's all significant of the real problems of weddings and Why Girls Are Really Dumb Sometimes. Because having everything perfect and pink and totally of your dreams? Yeah, has nothing to do with the actual marriage. It has to do with someone being selfish and turning it into a party about them as an individual.
It's tough. I go back and forth on what I'm really supposed to write about, or what I really want to write about. Mocking pictures is too easy, though.
Instead I'll tell you a story that I was reminded of yesterday.
I , uh, know of a wedding where the bride and groom staged their going away shots with their guests, even though it wasn't the end of the party, but because the photographer had only been paid through half of the party.
Aren't they going to look at their going away shots and remember that they were just going back to the damn party? Aren't all of the guests thinking it's really stupid? Really stupid? Like why do they have to be pulled into this crap kind of stupid?